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Some of the Funniest Exam Answers: Stuff You Wish You Could Have Written

All of us have been through this. Exam. It’s a nightmare. Who loves exams? I hate them. Now when it’s over for me, it seems to be so funny, but when I studied at the university it wasn’t really funny. I am sure that all of us wish to write something like this, and there are people who can do that. Just look at these answers, they are amazing!

 

 

1. Where is the x?



2. An elephant in the way




Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?

"No. There is an elephant in the way."

3. Expanding



4. Solving the equation



5. Difficult task



6. Graph explanation

Explain the shape of the graph.

"Its curvy, with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downwards towards a pretty flat strait bit. The actual graph itself consists of 2 straight lines meeting at the lower left hand corner of the graph and moving away at a 90 anger each line has an arrow head on the end."

7. Infinity



8. She’s a woman



Tracey is wrong, show that she is wrong.

"She’s a woman."

9. Find the identity of Batman



If the proton starts off with velocity 300 km/s a distance 1 km from the line charge, what is the distance of the closest approach?

"Use the calculus to find the identity of Batman."

10. The panda will cry…




"The panda will cry if I get a bad grade. (Just keep that in mind.)"

11. Why was he fired?




An engineer designer an ocean liner that would extract heat from ocean’s water ...
He thought he had a good idea, but his boss fired him. Explain.


"Because he slept with his boss’ wife."

12. Hard water




Briefly explain what hard water is.

"Ice."

13. Dividing the easy way




14. Mutants



How would you verify that the mutants indentified by phenotype in your screen are true loss of function jaw-D mutations? [2 marks]

Student’s answer:
"Use the radioactive ooze - teenage mutant ninja turtles (picture of a TMNT)"

Teacher’s response:
"I wish I could give you marks for this! LOVE IT!"

15. 50% probability



- In which of these two steps does reduction of titanium occur?
- 2.
- Explain your answer.
- The calculable probability of getting this answer correct was 50%. Good enough.

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Anonymous 2008-05-08 21:46:42

The "slept with boss' wife one" I think is the only real one as the teacher's handwriting doesn't look exactly like the student's.
A blog beyond reality
mon 2008-05-09 02:23:15

L.O.L..!! It puts pain in my jaws..! How I wish I have done this in hiskol..I'm adding some of this stuffs in my blog.. Just email if you want it deleted ok..?
rampantheart 2008-05-09 08:57:16

This post is indeed funny!ROTFL!
rnldrc22 2008-05-10 13:28:05

hahahahhahahahhahah
awesome
Wow
xtraordinaryblog 2008-05-15 06:31:09

I can't stop from laughing... Haha... Btw last week i post some of the pictures that appeared in this blog, feel free to visit my site
Steve 2008-09-15 15:18:13

The problem is the lim as x approaches 8 of 1/(x-8). The answer is correct (infinity) since the denominator approaches zero.
K 2009-10-27 20:09:18

The answer is wrong. The limit is undefined. lim x->8 1/(x-8) is negative infinity when approached from below (x8). Hence the limit is undefined.
WRONG
Daniel Poirier 2008-05-26 23:43:05

in the one labled 7.Infinity the example is WRONG lim 8 aproaching infinity in the equation 1/(x-8) x aproaches 0 not infinity.
kellyjomo 2008-07-25 23:46:31

That's what I thought. I'm glad you corrected it first.
Jack 2009-04-15 20:14:44

WOW
Tyler 2009-09-24 02:54:18

Old answers are old
 
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