1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.


3. The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.


4. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

5. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.


6. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

7. I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion.


8. If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

9. I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!


10. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

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first 2009-04-22 20:13:58 i'm first!! Reply | Quote 2   4

Hrm... steve 2009-04-23 11:46:24 Well, I can see he was right about "stupidity". Reply | Quote 5   0

KC 2009-04-24 17:24:36 hahahahaa Reply | Quote 0   0

TBZ 2009-04-25 18:22:52 Here's another good one: "Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." Reply | Quote 0   0

Black Zero 2009-05-09 13:05:06 No. 1 is really No. 1 Reply | Quote 0   0

right 2009-05-22 13:00:35 I like taking quotes of Mark Twain and attributing them to other people too. Reply | Quote 0   1

Noah Lieske Noah Lieske 2009-07-06 06:35:26 "a deeply religious nonbeliever" - well said! Nice collection, thanks for posting it. Do you plan to post quotes of other famous people? Noah Lieske Reply | Quote 0   0

Oksana 2009-07-26 07:33:14 Hello Noah! Thanks for your interest! Yes, we are planning to post quotes from other famous people:) Reply | Quote 0   0

Anonymous 2009-11-06 03:46:02 lol Reply | Quote 0   0

Ric 2009-11-27 13:20:34 It's a shame Einstein didn't say most of these. Reply | Quote 0   0

b 2010-01-14 01:43:19 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. SWEET Reply | Quote 0   0

 

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